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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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