On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Knock, knock. Come in.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Whats two plus two Four!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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