A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A lot eh?

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

womens rights.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

men's rights activists

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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