- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A black man has a job.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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