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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Knock, knock. Come in.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Whats two plus two Four!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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