Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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