- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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