- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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