- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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