- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Charlie Sheen is winning

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