- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Ehh

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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