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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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