Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Camerons hair is Curly..

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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