- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Skinny people fart less.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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