Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Joke

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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