- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Knock Knock. Doors open

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

A young baby died.

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