The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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