Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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