- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

I just threw up..In my pants.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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