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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

ask me if im a door yes

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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