- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

9/11

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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