- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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