I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Joke

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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