- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

No your aunties a joke

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Ross.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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