Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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