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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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