- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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