- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Nobody cares maddie!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Sarah Palin.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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