Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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