- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A jew enters a mall.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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