Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

wanna hear a joke womens rights

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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