Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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