What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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