- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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