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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

It's all Taggart

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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