- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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