Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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