- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!