roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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