- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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