Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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