two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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