- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

jd and zach loves vigina

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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