- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A mormon walks into a bar.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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