- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

this website is a bad joke

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What is older than history?

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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