- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

where's mom I killed her

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

WOw you have no life

knock knock no no you go now i clean

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??