What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's up? Your time.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What? Huh?

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Anti Joke

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