Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Large 4

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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that wall over there ->

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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