I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Im gay What about you

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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