How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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autistic kids rock

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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