Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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