what is worse than a guy pissed?

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

PENIS that is all

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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