- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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