- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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