yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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