Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dumbledore dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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