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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

knock knock who's there ?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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