What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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The New York Giants

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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