- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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