what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Homo say what?

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Atheism

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Anti Joke

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