Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock Knock Come in

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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