Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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