What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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