Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Get up Look in the mirror

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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