What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Indians

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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no.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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