A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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