- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Pickles

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Go away still nothing to see

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Black people in Camden NJ.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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