- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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