If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Hi what I lug you

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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