- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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