Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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