What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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