If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

why was the boy crying he had cancer

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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