Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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