What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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silver bullet?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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