why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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silver bullet?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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