what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Skinny people fart less.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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