- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

a skinny sumo wrestler

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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