- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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