whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Skinny people fart less.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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