- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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