- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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