- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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