- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

your so fat. your fat!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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