Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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