Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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