- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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