- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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