11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Turkeys are obese

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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woman's rights

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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