Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

you see theres this guy.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Your're racist.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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