- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do you call a black man? A person

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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