Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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