Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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