- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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