what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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