Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Matthew Baker

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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