- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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