- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

outside your comfort zone

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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