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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

1+2 = 6

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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