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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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