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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Alchohol.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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