Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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