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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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