If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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France had one revolution

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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