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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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