Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was the man sad His got raped

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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