roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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woman's rights

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