Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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