- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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