A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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