why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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weston cage

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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