- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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