- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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