- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's your blood type? Red.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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