- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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