- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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