Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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