Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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