- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

It got hit by a rocket.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Katy Perry

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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