- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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