- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Matthew Baker

why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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