I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

My name is me I like fired chicken!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

KILL WHITEY

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You were born.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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