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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Who's on first? Garvey.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

a man was shot.... he died

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