What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Sixty... eight

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