Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Double-whammy

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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