Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Turkeys are obese

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is funnier than 24 69

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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