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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

su algato es en fuego

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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