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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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