What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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