- Anti Joke

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What is life? Paul.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Katy Perry

ure mama's so fat

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies