When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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