- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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