Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

I am a mime

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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