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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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