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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

everyone dislike this

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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