- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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