- Anti Joke

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

kennah campion when she talks

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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