- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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