Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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