did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

knock knock go away!!!

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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